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Looking for perfect gift? Try a Womanpod

Leave it to the Brits to come up with something even more useless than the royal family or those soldiers with the big, furry hats. This month in a London shopping center, they have introduced the Manpod, a tiny cubicle filled with entertainment and electronic devices where a man can sit in the middle of the mall while his wife is shopping.....more>>

From the frying pan into the stupid sauce

Remember those commercials that showed us how our brains on drugs might look — you know, the egg sizzling in a frying pan? The problem is, some people’s brains were already fried BEFORE using illegal substances. So they just jumped from the frying pan into the stupid sauce. more>>

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Think before revving up that La-Z-Boy

If Barbie's fat, I'll spit out my Hershey bar

Here's a tip: You have to earn your money

Chocolate-covered pork rinds, anyone?

My warnings have come to naught

Emu to officer: 'Don't tase me, bro'

Let's kick Kanye West out of the South

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How 'bout a dish of voluptuous quail?

Humor writing can be stressful

You take that back, Chuck Norris! please?

Like Favre, shoulder pads come out of retirement

First chocolate, now sugar? It'll be South's downfall


 



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