But never fear. The CNN article recommended some resorts at which taking a nakation is not a felony.

Some, like the one in Kissimme, Fla., near Orlando, sound sunny and warm.

Others destinations had me befuddled, like Worley, Idaho, or Union City, Mich.

Really. Michigan?

They’re going to put a nudist resort in a place where people wear longhandles on their wedding nights?

Sounds like someone stayed a little too long at the naked cookout without a hat and got brain frostbite.

But in toasty warm Wilton, Calif., the Laguna Del Sol resort hosts NudeStock each year, which I assume means you get to listen to really loud rock music, roll in the mud and relieve yourselves in porta-potties, all while nekkid.

That’s my kind of nakation.

Then there’s the Avalon resort in the Nakation Capital of the World: PawPaw, W. Va. The Avalon hosts a Nude Year’s Eve gala each year which leaves me wondering: What does one wear to such an event?

Avalon’s Web site says men wear cumberbunds and bow ties but what about women? We like to feel special on New Year’s Eve. It’s not like I’m going to wear this same old skin that everyone’s already seen me in. Besides, it’s wrinkled and faded.

Maybe the women could wear tiaras.

But then there would be a fight over seeing another woman wearing the same thing as you.

I sure would hate to see the police have to come bust up a nude catfight between middle-aged women.

Oh, come on. Stop giggling.

It’s so immature.