We also passed the house where the Osbournes reality show was filmed, when Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack showed the world their sick, er, special family bond. Our tour guide told us they bought another home for an upcoming show and Christina Aguilera lives in their old home. I wouldn’t have wanted to see those carpet cleaning bills.

The day after we got back from California, I saw Sharon and Ozzy give an interview about their new show and the interviewer asked why they moved from Beverly Hills. Sharon said, basically, she was sick of all those tour buses driving past.

Well.

Maybe the Beverly Hills city council could start a Do Not Tour List, sort of like the Feds’ Do Not Call List, and the buses could detour to some other home, like Weird Al Yankovic’s or something.

Sharon probably really didn’t like the tour buses because Ozzy kept wobbling out in front of them in his underwear muttering about going bat hunting and she had to keep chasing him down.

I’m just sayin.’

By the way, y’all, I’m starting a Louis Vuitton keychain fund. Send donations my way.