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Kelly Kazek


Me and MayorDan are, like, thisclose

By Kelly Kazek
kelly@athensnews-courier.com

My answer was swift.

The one on mantyhose.

Hey, I don’t make this stuff up.

When I explained mantyhose were pantyhose for men and most of the responses were from men who said they wore them and loved them — though there was that one guy with the fetish — the mayor pondered, his brow furrowed.

I’m not sure what he was picturing behind that brow but he did wonder aloud if any of his old pals who sit beside him at the lunch counter at Dub’s Burgers — some of whose stomachs have benefited over the years from said burgers, if you catch my meaning — might have been wearing, unbeknownst to him, some mantyhose under their coverhalls.

Sometimes, I think inside MayorDan’s head is not a place I want to visit.

I’m just sayin.’

You can reach Kelly Kazek at kelly@athensnews-courier.com, or she might be hanging out at the showroom, trying to get some airtime.



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