- Kelly Kazek
Most of us have no choice about work
I think our system has devolved to the point that all politicians, and by extension their families, are so wealthy they can’t truly have an understanding of the lives of ordinary people.
I won! I won! I won! I won!
I made a decision a long time ago that I do not wish to win mega-millions. Nope, I’ll earn mine the old fashioned way: One sweat-stained penny at a time. I should reach a million by the time I’m, say, 142.
If you’re stupid and you know it, clap your hands
And as the saying goes, “Ignorance of your own stupidity is probably a good thing,” or something like that.
Imagine bringing own toilet paper to work
Humor writers rarely have the occasion to hear four sweeter words than “great toilet paper debacle,” but in the case of Trenton, N.J., a recent incident is more of a cause for sadness and reflection than ridicule and laughter.
Machines don't understand Southern accents
... they are either not programmed to understand the subtleties of the Southern accent, or they’re programmed to drive us to therapy.
I know it's a sign, but a sign of what?
As many tornadoes as I’ve covered over the years, I’ve heard of and seen many odd and unexplainable things ... But on Friday I witnessed one of the strangest things I’ve seen in the aftermath of a twister.
Behind the scenes at Chili Challenge
As a first-time judge, I wondered if there was bribery or coercion involved in choosing who got custody of the giant chili pepper trophy each year. I was hoping for a scoop.
Face it, moms, ‘guvment’ knows best
If the school lunch of fried chicken nuggets happens to be replacing the turkey sandwich, banana and fruit juice the student’s mother packed, well, we can only hope that mom has learned her lesson.
Broken fingernails can shatter dreams
It’s always a sad day when I have to bring you news of broken hearts and shattered dreams.
I’ll wait while you get a box of tissues
What are smart phones really planning?
You may think I still use eight-track cassettes and BETA tapes, too, but, no, it’s only with phones that I draw the line. I have my reasons. Hear me out.
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